“John Tucker Must Die,” Must Die

The worst movie of the summer opens on the 28th. I have not seen it, and refuse to… but if you have seen the trailer and are still excited to see it, then you should really consider some sort of therapy.

6 Responses to ““John Tucker Must Die,” Must Die”

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    Pookey Pie Says:

    If you bother to research and link multiple sites to a review of a movie you haven’t seen based on a trailer, you really should consider some sort of therapy.

    Or maybe just get a life.

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    Pookey Pie Says:

    Dude, just looked at your site, briefly. You write scores for bodybuilding routines! LOLOLOL!

    I take it back. Rail on the movie all you want. That’s a hell of a lot better use of your time.

    Out.

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    Dan Says:

    Pookey Pie,

    Thanks for your comments, and your permission to “rail on the movie.” I hope you enjoy the movie, and I suppose I can assume that it will cater to your taste in film. I’m sure it will end up being a timeless classic, well worth your $12 contribution to the millions of dollars it will no doubt gross.

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    Pookey Pie Says:

    Tens of millions, no doubt. Oh, stupid world! Oh, to be the lone voice of reason! Oh, to be cursed with taste when all others have none!

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    jesusthepirate Says:

    hey, _I_ have taste…

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    Dan Says:

    Alex… it’s quite a curse, isn’t it? I wonder if “Pookey Pie” even watched the trailer before insinuating that I have no clue as to what this movie is about.

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